Andy: Hello? I only hear like, noises. So if you could.. Hello, this is Andy. I sing in a band. I also, really enjoy traditional pizza. Kinda disappointed at how you guys make it here. No words? -holds phone away from his mouth- It’s mainly just like.. breathing. Very heavily.
Fan: I think she’s dying.
Andy: Okay. Umm.. Hello, uh, please don’t die. If you die while I’m on the phone then I’m fucking responsible. And then how am I gonna just spend my night partying? ‘Cause I’ll be thinking about how I killed somebody on the phone. Anyway, for what it’s worth I hope you don’t die. And.. and hopefully next time I can watch you breathe in person.
k yeah i would drop dead
PHONE ME PLEASE?
— Sophie Fisher, Music and Lyrics